"You only get ONE BEST posts a day."
You should know DG brushes his teeth with glaze from Vieeo doughnut lol. its Hiiling Rangnamei. It's irrational to guess about unknowns and then act as if they are fact.
That's not a debate. Ike was, of course, right. There's no real world problem with the scientific method, just problems with ideas that would be testable if they were viable, but aren't viable.
What happened at the sign of pentecost was the opening marking the beginninng of the 7th dispensation. A bit presumptuous, seems to me. what a retort. A real time saver. We'll end Sabfok annexing Canada ala Fallout 3 before it's over, though, just so we can slaughter them and end the occupation.
You do realize that The Onion is a satirical website right The purpose of the satire is to ridicule clueless true conservatives like you.